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  • nobody: Nicki Minaj has really contributed to the music industry with her well written songs that convey deep messages about life in general.
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The Titanic theme played on the recorder. Oh my god there are actually tears coming out of my eyes. The recorder is the most majestic of instruments

omg the pain my ears are feeling right now

MOST MAJESTIC NIGHT OF FINALS 2011

MAY IT LIVE IN INFAMY

this ended 10 minutes ago and I’m still laughing

I. HATE. EVERYTHING. THIS. IS.

LOLOLOLOL.

THIS MADE MY NIGHT. 

this is so beautiful and majestic ♥

wtf……………………….i don’t even know what to say i think im losing my mind i can’t stop laughing and i don’t know what to do anymore

WORD OF ADVICE: IF YOU ARE EVER HAVING A BAD DAY JUST LISTEN TO THIS OH MY GOD

I’M WEARING EARPHONES AND I THINK MY EYES ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO EXPLODE

Funny story. In second grade we were required to play the recorder. For some reason, I couldn’t figure out how the fuck to play anything more complicated than hot cross buns, so I would pretend to play when we were playing. And then some asshole told on me.

Help these are actual tears………

aaahhHHHHAHAHA FUCK

i’M SORRY……

jESUSscHSIT TAYLro NO

I FUCKING SNORTED I LAUGHED SO HARD. OMFG. HAHAHAHA.

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omg this is so beautiful

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When your mom is preparing your favorite meal ›

When I come home after hours without being on the computer

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Seriously no matter how many times I watch this I laugh so hard that I just end up crying. Every time.

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When my friends tell me that Im stupid because Im obsessed with fictional people

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Im all like:

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Harry Potter and the Times He Was Brilliantly Sarcastic

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“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”

“Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night,” said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. “What do you think that means?”
“Probably that you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something,” said Harry.

“Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?” said Harry sarcastically. 

“Cool name,” said Harry, grinning, “but you’ll always be Ickle Diddykins to me.”

“Listening to the news! Again?”
“Well, it changes every day, you see,” said Harry. 

“You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she’s got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?” 

“And they’d [the Death Eaters] love to have me,” said Harry sarcastically. “We’d be best pals if they didn’t keep trying to do me in.” 

“This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this.” 

“Brilliant! It’s Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won’t have the time to poison us all!” 

“Pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you.” 

“I don’t know who Maxime thinks she’s kidding. If Hagrid’s half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones… the only thing that’s got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur.” 

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When you laugh a little too loud in a quiet place

When you eat something really delicious for the first time:

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